The Snark Handbook. Lawrence Dorfman - Hardcover

Snark: biting wit, smartass remark, slyly disparaging comment, bastardisation of snide remark. It's impossible to go a full day without using snark, so why fight it? Snark is everywhere, from television to movies to everyday life. This lively collection provides hours of entertainment - better than an Etch A Sketch, and more fun than Silly Putty! At the heart of it, being in a state of snark can be one of the most useful tools at one's disposal and hence (yes, I used 'hence'), a powerful way to get what you want. With snark, you can catch people completely offguard, and royally piss them off. Included here is the Snark Hall of Fame, the Best Snarky Responses to Everyday Dumbassness, and much more. It's a book that will make you laugh. It's a book that will make someone else cry. Let loose. Let your inner anger become a positive rather than a negative, but most of all, have fun. (Yeah, like that's something you know how to do.) "Everytime I look at you, I get a fierce desire to be lonesome" Oscar Levant